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Monday, October 25, 2010

Well this lasted a while

....thats what she said

After a good run of no comments and a few thousand views that probably came from me refreshing the site waiting for comments, I am realizing that our blog is the WNBA of professional sports, the Block Buster of movie rentals, and the shake weight of exercise equipment. I mean dont get me wrong we post some good shit on here, just no one ever logs on to see it... Lazy fuckers.

Peace out Fuckers.... im not coming back till we get our first comment....

Thursday, October 21, 2010

7th innning stretch

Slammin Tammy Sammy Sosa Nelson. I guess that little hermaphrodite Lady Gaga just found her mother.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Dance Party

This guy is THE FUCKING MAN. Yes I laughed, I laughed hard, but no I will not make fun him. He represents everything we believe in here @ Blog370. The ability to enjoy yourself and laugh about it and not care who else may be laughing at you or with you. Sean Stevenson! Sean Stevenson! Sean Stevenson!


Popcorn? Cockporn?

Im pretty sure these two popcorn kernels are guys, in which case this commercial is extremely gay. Pop Secret had me with the Caddyshack and Dark Knight commercials because both of those movies are friggen awesome. But you gotta know when enough is enough, quit while your ahead. When did PopSecret come out of the closet? I would rather buy popcorn from Orville Redenbacher's pedophile/Pee-Wee Herman looking ass then from a couple of queer popcorn kernels. PopSecret you no longer have my support.

Monday, October 18, 2010

Seattle Steppin it Up

(AP)  SEATTLE (AP) - Something new is on the menu at a renovated Starbucks in Seattle: beer and wine.
The store that reopened Monday is the first under the Starbucks brand to offer alcohol.
Craft beer and local wines go on sale after 4 p.m. The idea is to offer drinks and a wider variety of savory food that will attract customers after the morning espresso rush.


Whoever owns Starbucks is a genius. They certainly know the way to the heart of Americans, through coffee and through alcohol. They also know everyone in Seattle hates themselves and wants to drink they're lives away. Nothing like waking up everyday to rain and cloudy skies. Then looking forward to some of their fantastic professional sports teams. When you think pro sports you think the big 4: football, basketball, baseball, and hockey. Well in Seattle they dont have an NHL team and their NBA team moved out faster than a 13 year old boy pre-cums during his first handjob. Hey look on the bright side at least they have WNBA and Major League Soccer teams...HAHAHA.

Seattle still a few lightyears behind New Orleans with their SuperBowl ring and drive thru-daiquiris.

Macklemore!

Macklemore the HipHop/Rapper reppin Seattle, Washinton. Not alot of exposure yet, but expect some big things from him in the future.

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Case of the Mondays




Well it's 11 pm, and I havn't started any work...All I have acomplished was apllying for two tax internships that I won't even land an interview for. If comercial airline pilots have a hard time landing interviews, they should look for a job in the Hudson Bay or that IRS building that was crashed into by some crazy chode that did not want to pay taxes. Cheap prick...we need to bailout the airlines with your tax money.


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