Male Enhancement Underwear...."My Dick VIP, Your Shit Needs ID"

By Lisa Marsh
For centuries, women have had tools to enhance their natural, er, assets. Corsets, padded brassieres, silicone breast enhancers (aka “chicken cutlets”), girdles, shapewear, and even breast and butt implants have allowed women to practice the art of illusion — something men have mostly been excluded from.
"One design provides a 20 percent visual lift in back; the other a 38 percent visual enhancement in front."

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I've been staring at this guys pecker for a solid ten minutes and I still cant tell which pair is the "enhanced underpants." If someone held a gun to my head and said pick which one is the enchanced pair, I couldn't say with 100 percent confidence I would know the answer. Im going with the pair on the right, and it basically just looks like hes wearing spandex or small briefs. And this 38% visual enhancement figure they're throwing around, I dont see how it can be proven. This guy probably had 38% of a boner when they measured him wearing this magic underwear. Basically this invention sucks about as bad as the Segway, and that doesnt bode well for their Owner.