CINCINNATI — A 31-year-old woman who posed as a teenage boy, cutting her hair and using male aliases, so she could date teenage girls pleaded guilty Wednesday and was sentenced to six months in jail.
There isn't a single bone in my body that says this is a chick. 100 times out of 100 i look at this picture and think its a dude. You really cant blame the 16 year old girl here, this looks like your prototypical high school freshman/sophomore guy. Best part of the article is how they sneak this line in at the end "Dye's parents are in poor health." Well no fucking shit, I wonder why? I'm sure it has nothing to due with your 31 year old daughter going full dyke and prancing around the Sadie's Hawkins dance at the local High School picking up underage chicks. How are they supposed to sleep at night.
Imagine being a 31 year old woman being a teenage boy, GENIOUS!!
ReplyDeletethe teenage girl, we'll call her Hannah, was probably like, "Wow, he's EVEN BETTER at fingering me than my last boyfriend Greg Burns. And I dont have to even return the favor!!"
Only a 31 one year old woman. genious.
The irony...After their conviction, they prob. Dye'd. He cannot be 31.
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