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Thursday, October 7, 2010

Massachusetts Woman Chucks Bag of Poop at Speeding Motorist



A Massachusetts woman faces assault charges after Belmont police said she hit a motorist in the face with a bag of dog feces.



Sox not making the Playoffs...Moss gets traded...Thanks to this Warrior we still have plenty to be proud of if your from Massachusetts. I'm still not grasping how this all went down. So a lady hits a guy with a bag of dog shit while he's driving? Did she just throw on her PF flyers and sprint up next to this guys car. Knock on his car window til he rolled it down, then groove a 95mph shit-fingered fastball at his grill? I guess I'll just have to chalk this up as another one of life's many mysteries.

*She is reportedly being charged with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon. Next time I go into sketchy areas of Boston I'm leaving my piece at home, I'll just shit my pants.

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