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Thursday, October 7, 2010

Getting a Little Shut Eye

PHOENIX - She reached for eyedrops and instead used superglue -- and it happens a lot more often than you might think.
Irmgard Holm had cataract surgery last year. She mistakenly reached for what she thought was one of her half dozen eyedrop medications -- but the burning sensation that followed let her know something was seriously wrong.



Looks like Ms. Irmgard Holmes will be in line for another cataract surgery sooner than later. As the old saying goes "I'm rubber and your glue, my eyes will never open so I can't see you." So she immediately tried washing it out but with no such luck? You gotta be faster than that. I remember back in elementary school trying to glue together pieces of construction paper, that shit took HOURS to dry. She probably had about a 2 hour window of opportunity and she missed it, so she paid the price. Some people will never learn.

PS- Irmgard really doing her best Miss Lippy impression here, but color me unimpressed.



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