Damn Bus Driver Drives like an Animal

A Ottertail Minn-Dakota Coaches school bus missed a curve and went off Big Chief Road around 4:30 p.m. on Monday, nearly hitting a tree and a house. There were no injuries. The only two people remaining on the bus were bus driver Sharon Carr and 10-year-old Cleveland Elementary student Andrew Rasmusson.

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Really no need to read this whole article, just picking out a few key quotes, the story practically writes itself. For the 2nd time this week Ottertail County in Minnesota finds themselves on Blog370 = not good. Residents of Ottertail County get out while you can cause "they rapin everybody" this town is going to shit. And who the hell has a satellite dish in their front yard?

1. "The only two people remaining on the bus were bus driver Sharon Carr and 10-year-old Cleveland Elementary student Andrew Rasmusson."
- Only two people on this whole friggen bus, you know what that means? Yup little Andy is gettin his freak on. Or this kid is the biggest pussy in the whole school. I remember most kids got dropped off at the bus stop in groups and had to walk home. Then there was always that little bitch kid who cant handle the big leagues and needed to get dropped off at the end of his driveway.

2. "After making sure that Andrew was uninjured, Carr sent him home"
- Making sure Andrew was uninjured AKA giving this kid the rim job of a lifetime.

3. “Not even the bus driver comes up to my door to tell me what happened,” said Blumberg
- Believe me Mrs. Blumberg you're better off not knowing what happened.

4. “The bus company was really nonchalant about it and really blew it off,” said Kimberly.
- Hahahaha Oh Kimberly that is not the only thing getting blown off here.

5. Clark said it appeared that Carr “just misjudged at the corner” of the roadway.
- Misjudged the corner, you fuckin think?

6. Andrew was reading a book and sitting toward the front of the bus when the bus went off the road.
- Maybe in the Leave it to Beaver era kids would read books on the bus and get a head start on the homework. But this is 2010 pal, the bus is an absolute jungle. Kids fighting, gambling, fucking, smoking, it looks like a free Wiz Khalifa concert in Boston.