FRAMINGHAM —
A Framingham man threw a roll of toilet paper at a town custodian Wednesday because he thought he was inappropriately whistling in a restroom at the Memorial Building, police said.
Allen Kerner, 55, will be summoned to Framingham District Court for hitting the janitor in the head with the roll, police spokesman Lt. Ron Brandolini said.
Allen Kerner, 55, will be summoned to Framingham District Court for hitting the janitor in the head with the roll, police spokesman Lt. Ron Brandolini said.
This guy minding his own business decides hey I need to use the bathroom. Heads to the little boys room to take a dump and ends up in deep shit. Yup assault and battery with toilet paper, I betcha didn't see that coming...BOOM! This janitor shoulda read his scouting report. You cant just heckle any shitter you want. He messed with the wrong hombre today, this guy had heard enough and chucked a roll of toilet paper at him...BOOM...Head shot! What a pussy janitor learn how to take a hit, isn't that in your job description. Last time I checked toilet paper was soft, but hey nobody asked for my opinion.
I can promise you one thing, this would not happen on Christopher Walkin's time that's for damn sure. Step your game up Mr. Anonymous Custodian.
Typical day in the life of a MASShole.
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