Sebeka Police Chief Eric Swenson, who lives in Otter Tail County near Sebeka, called law enforcement on Friday to report that several items of police equipment had been stolen from his home, according to the Otter Tail Sheriff’s Department.
Police Chief calls law enforcement reporting that several items of police equipment were stolen from his house. Only to find them a few days later in his kids homemade fort in the backyard: "Among the items were stun grenades, gas grenades, 25 gas shotgun rounds, loaded magazines for both a Glock 9 millimeter handgun and a AR-15 rifle, a police radio and a pair of night vision goggles."
Well its safe to say that Otter Tail County in Minnesota is fucked. How do you expect this guy to protect every citizen of the county from crime and danger, when he cant even protect his own kid. Its not like he's some run of the mill Paul Blart mall cop either, this guy is the Chief of Fucking Police! The article also fails to mention how old his kid is. Kid has a fort which has gotta make him around 8 or 9 right? I mean unless your my 20 year old grown man/roommate that has a fort. Well either way this kid is a sick bastard, he sounds like the second coming of the Trenchcoat Mafia. You know what they say, "Give a kid an inch, he'll take a mile, a couple grenades, and a shotgun." And America continues to crumble right in front of my very own eyes.
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