So i'm sitting there minding my own business and studying for my management test aka looking at Facebook, and Here comes this fucking brown bear. So of course im sitting there pissing my pants hoping it doesnt see me, and everyone else just acts like nothing is happening. Like is this some everyday event, a god damn bear all up in your shit in the library... Well where I'm from We blast bears right back into hibernation with a tranquelizer dart to the dick.
For brown bears,play dead.
ReplyDeletefor black bears, give them fried chicken.
For a polar bear, a coke and a pair of sun glasses will do the trick.