Worst Movie of the Week

Ok Ladies and Gentlemen last week Good Burger was the movie I shat on, but at least it was a good childhood movie. This movie, Jennifer's Body, might just be the worst movie ever created. First of all whoever wrote the dialog for this movie was probably a 50 year old petafile that jerks-off into peanut butter and jelly sandwiches before giving them to elementary school children. How do i know this? Here is an example of retarded dialog. At the end of the movie Megan Fox, Jennifer, gets stabbed in the chest and she says "Oh you stabbed my tit," and then just dies. What the FUCK is that? I mean come-on is that really the best line you got.

The only reason i even continued to watch this movie after the first 15 minutes was because of Megan Fox and how she just hooks up with that nerdy blonde girl (who is secretly smokin' hot).

And another thing that pisses me off is this is supposed to be a scary movie. There is nothing scary about one of the hottest fucking girls in the world hooking up with another hot girl. Idk who thought this was supposed to be scary. I think i had a hard-on the whole time I watched this. This movie would have been better off if it was a cheap shitty porn for married men to spank it too because they hate their lives.

Well that's all i have to say. See you cunts next time for the worst movie of the week,
A Nice Lady