I Remember My First Beer

Gotta applaud the effort here. This was a lose lose situation from the get go. You have two options here, either make it down and slam straight into the wall, or eat shit. He decided to eat shit. Either this kid needs to re-evalutate his friends, or this is orientation and he's just trying to fit in. Anyways just your typical college weekend. Hands down my favorite part is when Lance Armstrong's pseudofriend goes "Ohhhh you shattered my phone," um sorry man I'm the one who just shattered my vertebrate so suck a dick buddy.