Where in the World is Carmen "Coach Dick" Sandiego?

1. I havent seen Coach Dick in probably the last 48 hours.
2. The last time I saw him he was swimming and he had these same exact goggles on.
3. Weirdly enough he lived in Florida for a few years in a town they call Melbourne.

If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it must be a duck. Glue the rest of pieces together if you want, but this case is closed tighter than Heidi Montag's relationship with her plastic surgeon.