The only thug thing I can think about the movies is maybe from the Chapelle Show's 'Greatest Moments in Hook-up History' when the fag cut a hole in the popcorn bag and that slut reach in to get some popcorn, and got some cock. And like Enriche Englasies. baby she liked it (his cock prob wouldn't even fit in the bag)...I guess butter makes for great lube.........but come'on. this guy is not thug enough to try this move. I can prove it through the following list:
1) His hats are from the 5 dollars or less section of Olympia Sports.
2) His bling cost 50 cents which he purchased rightnext to the enter and exit doors of a Market Basket
3) He isn't using an iPhone, its really just an iTouch
4) Jean jacket from TJMax's 1992 accidental purchase from FUBU subdivision, 'Lil FUPAS'
5) Did I say Jean jacket?
6) His voice isn't even an accent, its a disability. I'm not hating, I think he actually has one.
7) The lyric "Let me pay the money so we can get in"
a. Thugs don't pay period
b. Thugs especially don't pay for woman
c. He continues to say, you can lay on my chest... Should be mowing his Mr. Happy.
8) The use of irrelevant Clip Art.
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