PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. — A neighborly dispute over bananas has resulted in the arrest of a Port St. Lucie man.
Richard Jeff told police that he was walking in his back yard this week and picking up branches and debris when his 85-year-old neighbor Joseph Giacomo confronted him.
Jeff said Giacomo accused him of stealing bananas from his tree.
Around the retirement center this guy probably has more street cred than Tupac. I know two things in life, (1) Its impossible to lick your elbow and (2) You don't fuck with Joe Giacomo and his bananas. As weird as it is for someone to pull a gun over a fuckin banana i have a soft spot in my heart for this guy. He's 85 years old and he doesnt give a shit. He does what he wants cause he's gonna die soon anyways. I'm sure there are plenty of nights filled with strippers, gun fights, and parcheesi for Mr. Giacomo. Drink it down and live it up old man, keep on keepin on! God Bless
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